Google’s founder in a robot

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Google co-founder Sergey Brin couldn’t make it to a science gala this past weekend, so he went as a robot he could control remotely. It’s a little creepy and a little awesome.  Brin was using a Willow Garage Texai robot, according to the blog Down The Avenue. The e-creature has a two-way computer monitor for a head, which displayed a live shot of Brin’s face, a long metal “neck,” and wheels to propel it around a room in response to remote commands. There’s more in the video here, but we’re guessing envious Silicon Valley CEOs won’t need to know any details beyond “Sergey Brin has one” before putting in their orders. Just like when the geeky trendsetter bought a Tesla Roadster.

Cheers!!!

Posted in Techno Buzz at May 23rd, 2010. 3 Comments.

Bangalore night life back??

The Excise minister Renukacharya said that he would be pushing himself to the hilt to make sure Bangalore night life is back to the way it was and restore Bangalore as THE place to party. It has been a long time since Bangalore has suffered with the 11:30 pm rule.

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When questioned about whether this is an All-Fart-No-Shit kinda talk, he replied by saying that he had already employed a person to submit a detailed report at the earliest and is ready to face any sort of questions from anybody. “The Chief Minister, B S Yeddyurappa has been briefed in this regard and a decision will be taken soon,” he told reporters. Yes, he has had his share of controversies and lawsuits but this is indeed a great move and kudos to him for taking such a step. Whether it be for personal benefit or not, is a good step. If this goes through, then he will be the new hero of the youth in Bangalore, that much I can guarantee.

According to Renukacharya, the police commissioner, Shankar Bidari has also reacted positively to this move but Shankar Bidari, when questioned about the same, had this to say, “There is no proposal to extend the business hour. If we receive the proposal, we will work on the pros and cons and give our opinion to the government. Amendments have to be made and modalities have to be worked out.”. Now who is telling the truth and who is not?

He has also mentioned that, thought this rule will be lifted, the liquor stores and bars will close as usual at 11:30 pm. I guess that is where the actual problems occur anyway. Whatever said and done. A good move on the whole.

atlantic-city-nightlifeIt is completely disheartening when your friends come down from abroad expecting a good party scene in Bangalore from what they heard of it a long time ago. They turn to you and say, “Ok, this is the weekend, you tell us where should we go. We are at your disposal.” And all you can say is “Am sorry, but the curfew is till 11:30 pm. We will have to head back after that.” And to top it off, the checks all throughout the city. But in a way, it is good, but 11:30 pm curfew as well as crazy ass police checks in conjunction not necessary. They could probably extend the time for parties and double up the checks. As it is the cops love to mint money on weekends. They would be more than glad to work overtime for the few extra bucks.

Let us hop this comes through…fingers crossed.

Cheers!!!

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Posted in Current Affairs at May 22nd, 2010. 2 Comments.

Now speak on mobile without uttering a word?

First it was the invention of the wireless communication device. Now when that has flooded the planet and pollution of all kinds is scaling heights, a means of reducing noise pollution is in the pipeline. Very soon you can speak on your mobile phone without uttering a word and that too in any language. “Silent sounds”, the new technology was unveiled at the CeBIT fair on Tuesday that transforms lip movements into a computer-generated voice for the listener at the other end of the phone.

Electromyography is the phenomenon used by this device, developed by the Karlsruhe Institute of Technology (KIT),  monitoring tiny muscular movements that occur when we speak and converting them into electrical pulses that can then be turned into speech, without a sound uttered.

‘Silent Sound’ technology aims to notice every movements of the lips and transform them into sounds, which could help people who lose voices to speak, and allow people to make silent calls without bothering others. Rather than making any sounds, your handset would decipher the movements your mouth makes by measuring muscle activity, then convert this into speech that the person on the other end of the call can hear. So, basically, it reads your lips.

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“We currently use electrodes which are glued to the skin. In the future, such electrodes might for example by incorporated into cellphones,” said Michael Wand, from the KIT.

The technology opens up a host of applications, from helping people who have lost their voice due to illness or accident to telling a trusted friend your PIN number over the phone without anyone eavesdropping — assuming no lip-readers are around.

The technology can also turn you into an instant polyglot. Because the electrical pulses are universal, they can be immediately transformed into the language of the user’s choice.

“Native speakers can silently utter a sentence in their language, and the receivers hear the translated sentence in their language. It appears as if the native speaker produced speech in a foreign language,” said Wand.

The translation technology works for languages like English, French and Gernan, but for languages like Chinese, where different tones can hold many different meanings, poses a problem, he added.

p_2462676Noisy people in your office? Not any more. “We are also working on technology to be used in an office environment,” the KIT scientist told AFP.

The engineers have got the device working to 99 percent efficiency, so the mechanical voice at the other end of the phone gets one word in 100 wrong, explained Wand.

“But we’re working to overcome the remaining technical difficulties. In five, maybe ten years, this will be useable, everyday technology,” he said.

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Posted in Techno Buzz at May 19th, 2010. 2 Comments.

Steve Jobs’ email showdown with Ryan Tate!!

We have all had our share of drunken mails. The next day you sit and evaluate what all you said. Read your drunken mails to clients, friends, acquaintances etc and slap your head. If you had a similar experience, then do not feel lonely for behold Valleywag’s editor Ryan Tate. Valleywag is a Gawker Media blog with gossip and news about Silicon Valley personalities. Having said that, who more prominent and controversial that our very own Steve Jobs.

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This is the drunkmail that was sent to Steve Jobs by Ryan Tate at 9.30 pm and to his utter surprise, Steve replied to his mail and had a mini showdown till the wee hours in the morning. The email thread is shown below. Whatever said and done, simply love the way Steve handles situations. He chats up Ryan all the way with his comebacks and retorts before making the final blow. Touche!

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Posted in Random at May 16th, 2010. 1 Comment.

Buddy Home – Reminds me of Wall-E, grow fat and lazy

If you think my previous post Sixth Sense Technology was something that made you wonder how people can actually think so ahead, check this video out.

Luckily for me, my good friend, Shoban @shobankr from the TweetMyPC fame, who attended the TechED 2010 had a chance to meet Prasanna. He has literally gone a step further and implemented this in his own house.

It took me a while but then 2 minutes through the video, I just couldn’t take my eyes and ears off the video.

Shit I envy all these guys. Truly amazing.

Cheers!!!

Posted in Techno Buzz at April 15th, 2010. 1 Comment.

A question you must ask yourself. Would you do something like this?

This is unbelievable. I happened to see this video and was completely moved by the initiative this man has taken. Way to go.

Such personalities are unheard of…..Demigod is what I would call them. Wroth praising, supporting, considering them your role model. Business tycoons are everywhere doing all sorts of things and making more money. How does he do it? Day in day out, where does he get his money from? Will he do this all his life? I would consider meeting this man an honor, if I ever get to.

Truly moved by this hero. Appreciate CNN for bringing his efforts out in the public.

If your connection speed is slow, wait for the page to load completely to see the video.

Would I do something like this? As of now, honestly, no, because I can’t afford to, though I would love to be part of an initiative like this. But I doubt even Narayan Krishnan has the means to run this non profit initiative to its fullest owing to various hurdles. That is what makes him different from us.

Hats off brother.

Cheers!!!

Posted in Random at April 9th, 2010. 1 Comment.

Where ideas materialise! Chapter 10 – A ray of hope…

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Ok, so now I get back with a couple of interested clients and a couple of not so interested clients. But what the hell? we had someone interested in it. You know what? In a way I am glad the other two said they were not interested. Though I felt dejected for a while, I thought, if everyone had said it was interesting it could mean 2 things;

1) Either I had a technology that was really innovative and ground-breaking (which I also know ain’t true. My product merges existing technology and uses it in a different approach to make education more interactive than boring and a vision to create a quality, user generated, knowledge database)

2) Or they were just saying it to make me happy and get me out of their office soon (more likely).

But here, there was a balance; some liked it and some didn’t. That showed that, there existed a market. Of course every product has a market, but we could make out the potential our product had.

presentationAayush calls me one morning and says, “Got an appointment with the IT heads of one of the top most group of institutes in the nation and they have expressed interest post reading our proposal.” I swallowed my saliva hard; it felt like a rock going down my throat. If this worked out, it was close to a dozen institutes going live on Eduvis or at least 1 of them. Bad deal? Not at all I would say. I quickly brushed up on a few things on presenting our product, opening line, sensitive points, institute history, points that would probably make the audience agree with me etc. Packed my bags and a couple of days later, I was in Pune. All set….we “suit-up” to cover up the tattoos, clean shaven, spikes disappear and side partitioned, combed down hair, piercings disappear and good boy look comes on.

My laptop and phone were in the worst shape possible. My laptop did not retain its charge for more than 5 minutes so it had to be on charge all the time which would prove to be a problem for me during meetings. My charger was on the last strand of wire. Whenever I looked at it I felt sorry for it. It was as if, it was alive and kept itself functioning just until I could afford a new one before it gave away. My phone an E-61i had stood the test of time (3 years) as well as the four elements earth, water, wind and fire, need I say more? When I realized that my laptop was gonna slip into permanent silence without warning and my phone’s display started flickering; it was time to change them before it was too late. So I turned to Nisha again for help, she would find me the best deal. As expected within 2 days she told me that, if I can get hold of a Citibank credit card, I could buy a brand new Dell with the best configuration on EMI. The best part was that, there was no down payment, only INR 3900/- per month for a year. That was the sweetest deal I could ask for. Sold my laptop to a bakra for INR 15,000/- bought the new E72, went and swiped my uncles credit card and gave him some senti stuff and told him will pay him per month and got the new laptop. Half my tensions were done.

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We reach the college which was like a good 18 km from where we stayed. We could have taken the bike, but we didn’t want to look gang raped with a dusty face, ruffled hair and a dead look by the time we got there. So we reached a consensus to go by auto. The driver quoted us a good 500 bucks for the up and down trip. I bit my tongue and said, “Lets go”. If this goes through, we will make loads more. It’s not that 500 bucks is way too much money. I would have used that for beer instead ;-) , but for one auto ride 500 bucks seems like paying 1,000 bucks for a bottle of water in a dessert. It was a necessity but still poked the heart in some way, you know what I mean. We enter the campus and to our relief we see students all over campus and 7 out of 10 of them had laptops and were working on them. making presentations, pdf  and other documents.

college-students-using-laptops-to-build-a-streaming-media-server-using-adobe-flash-media-server-3-to-develop-applications12-300x225The tension had melted a tad bit on seeing this. We could pitch with this along with the opening line..wooohooo. Right then we get a call from one of the guys we were to meet and they guided us to the conference room. We sit down, start from scratch and go over every little detail. When we saw smiles on their faces and head nods, it gave us all the more reason to go on. In that excitement, I might have gone a little overboard with my talk ;-) Midway I glanced at Aayush, he slyly signaled to me to take it easy and slow down. Before stepping in, it was me telling him to chill and take it easy. What excitement and anxiety can do to you. I went onto wrap up my part and sat down; gave him a “sorry dude” look and asked him to carry on. Aayush took it slow and smooth and completed his part of the presentation. By the end of it, they loved it. All smiles and kind words of appreciation were showered. That itself was a gift. They also assured us that this is exactly what they wanted and all that stood in the way of this going live was a signature once it was approved by the council.

There was just one small problem. WHEN? The problem when you are talking to a society that manages over 50,000 students across a dozen institutes is that, there are a guzillion people it has to go through and if one of the guzillion has a problem, that would result in an indefinite delay until it is pushed further. So a delay was expected, which made my stomach cringe. But then, what’s the fun without some nail biting wait. We were optimistic and decided to follow up and wait. And that was the longest wait we ever had. We did not want to divert our attention too much from this deal. Besides, we had users registering on our site on a daily basis and uploading documents here and there. So the site wasn’t idle and that gave us time to concentrate on other important things.

We got back to our drawing boards and started concentrating on the portal because user experience and service was number one and wanted it to be that way for years to come. We dissected and started to work on improving it’s functionality, user friendliness, justice to feedback, constant testing, storage expansion, much more professional at the same time a jazzy design, work flow, user importance, user benefits, quality content procurement, strategic partnerships and newer revenue models etc.

How long would we have to wait and will we get this deal or not?

to be continued…….

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Posted in Business, Enter at your own risk at March 23rd, 2010. No Comments.

IPL Season 3 schedule – 2010

Here is the schedule for IPL Season 3, 2010. This is borrowed information, but what the hell. May the best team win!!!

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12 March – 8PM – Deccan Chargers vs Kolkata Knight Riders DY PATIL STADIUM – Mumbai

13 March – 3PM – Mumbai Indians vs Rajasthan Royals Brabourne Stadium – Mumbai

13 March – 8PM – Kings XI Punjab vs Delhi Daredevils PUNJAB CRICKET ASSOCIATION STADIUM CRICKET STADIUM – Mohali

14 March – 4PM – Kolkata Knight Riders vs Bangalore Royal Challengers Eden Gardens – Kolkata

14 March – 8PM – Chennai Super Kings vs Deccan Chargers M.A.CHIDAMBARAM STADIUM – Chennai

15 March – 8PM – Rajasthan Royals vs Delhi Daredevils Sardar Patel Stadium – Ahmedabad

16 March – 4PM – Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kings XI Punjab M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

16 March – 8PM – Kolkata Knight Riders vs Chennai Super Kings Eden Gardens – Kolkata

17 March – 8PM – Delhi Daredevils vs Mumbai Indians FEROZ SHAH KOTLA – Delhi

18 March – 8PM – Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Rajasthan Royals M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

19 March – 4PM – Delhi Daredevils vs Chennai Super Kings FEROZ SHAH KOTLA – Delhi

19 March – 8PM – Deccan Chargers vs Kings XI Punjab Barabati Stadium – Cuttak

20 March – 4PM – Rajasthan Royals vs Kolkata Knight Riders Sardar Patel Stadium – Ahmedabad

20 March – 8PM – Mumbai Indians vs Bangalore Royal Challengers Brabourne Stadium – Mumbai

21 March – 4PM – Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers Barabati Stadium – Cuttak

21 March – 8PM – Chennai Super Kings vs Kings XI Punjab M.A.CHIDAMBARAM STADIUM – Chennai

22 March – 8PM – Mumbai Indians vs Kolkata Knight Riders Brabourne Stadium – Mumbai

23 March – 8PM – Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Chennai Super Kings M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

24 March – 8PM – Kings XI Punjab vs Rajasthan Royals PUNJAB CRICKET ASSOCIATION STADIUM CRICKET STADIUM – Mohali

25 March – 4PM – Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Delhi Daredevils M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

25 March – 8PM – Mumbai Indians vs Chennai Super Kings Brabourne Stadium – Mumbai

26 March – 8PM – Rajasthan Royals vs Deccan Chargers Sardar Patel Stadium – Ahmedabad

27 March – 8PM – Kings XI Punjab vs Kolkata Knight Riders PUNJAB CRICKET ASSOCIATION STADIUM CRICKET STADIUM – Mohali

28 March – 4PM – Rajasthan Royals vs Chennai Super Kings Sardar Patel Stadium – Ahmedabad

28 March – 8PM – Deccan Chargers vs Mumbai Indians DY PATIL STADIUM – Mumbai

29 March – 8PM – Delhi Daredevils vs Kolkata Knight Riders FEROZ SHAH KOTLA – Delhi

30 March – 8PM – Mumbai Indians vs Kings XI Punjab Brabourne Stadium – Mumbai

31 March – 4PM – Chennai Super Kings vs Bangalore Royal Challengers M.A.CHIDAMBARAM STADIUM – Chennai

31 March – 8PM – Delhi Daredevils vs Rajasthan Royals FEROZ SHAH KOTLA – Delhi

01 April – 8PM – Kolkata Knight Riders vs Deccan Chargers Eden Gardens – Kolkata

02 April – 8PM – Kings XI Punjab vs Bangalore Royal Challengers PUNJAB CRICKET ASSOCIATION STADIUM CRICKET STADIUM – Mohali

03 April – 4PM – Chennai Super Kings vs Rajasthan Royals M.A.CHIDAMBARAM STADIUM – Chennai

03 April – 8PM – Mumbai Indians vs Deccan Chargers Brabourne Stadium – Mumbai

04 April – 4PM – Kolkata Knight Riders vs Kings XI Punjab Eden Gardens – Kolkata

04 April – 8PM – Delhi Daredevils vs Bangalore Royal Challengers FEROZ SHAH KOTLA – Delhi

05 April – 8PM – Deccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals VIDHARBA CRICKET ASSOCIATION GROUND – Nagpur

06 April – 8PM – Chennai Super Kings vs Mumbai Indians M.A.CHIDAMBARAM STADIUM – Chennai

07 April – 4PM – Rajasthan Royals vs Kings XI Punjab SAWAI MANSINGH STADIUM – Jaipur

07 April – 8PM – Kolkata Knight Riders vs Delhi Daredevils Eden Gardens – Kolkata

08 April – 8PM – Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Deccan Chargers M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

09 April – 8PM – Kings XI Punjab vs Mumbai Indians PUNJAB CRICKET ASSOCIATION STADIUM CRICKET STADIUM – Mohali

10 April – 4PM – Deccan Chargers vs Chennai Super Kings VIDHARBA CRICKET ASSOCIATION GROUND – Nagpur

10 April – 4PM – Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kolkata Knight Riders M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

11 April – 4PM – Delhi Daredevils vs Kings XI Punjab FEROZ SHAH KOTLA – Delhi

11 April – 8PM – Rajasthan Royals vs Mumbai Indians SAWAI MANSINGH STADIUM – Jaipur

12 April – 8PM – Deccan Chargers vs Bangalore Royal Challengers VIDHARBA CRICKET ASSOCIATION GROUND – Nagpur

13 April – 4PM – Mumbai Indians vs Delhi Daredevils Brabourne Stadium – Mumbai

13 April – 8PM – Chennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders M.A.CHIDAMBARAM STADIUM – Chennai

14 April – 8PM – Rajasthan Royals vs Bangalore Royal Challengers SAWAI MANSINGH STADIUM – Jaipur

15 April – 8PM – Chennai Super Kings vs Delhi Daredevils M.A.CHIDAMBARAM STADIUM – Chennai

16 April – 8PM – Kings XI Punjab vs Deccan Chargers DCS – Dharmasala

17 April – 4PM – Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Mumbai Indians M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

17 April – 8PM – Kolkata Knight Riders vs Rajasthan Royals Eden Gardens – Kolkata

18 April – 4PM – Kings XI Punjab vs Chennai Super Kings DCS – Dharmasala

18 April – 8PM – Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers FEROZ SHAH KOTLA – Delhi

19 April – 8PM – Kolkata Knight Riders vs Mumbai Indians Eden Gardens – Kolkata

21 April – 8PM – 1nd Semi-Final Match – Team 1 vs Team 2 M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

22 April – 8PM – 2nd Semi-Final Match – Team 3 vs Team 4 M.CHINNASWAMY STADIUM – Bangalore

24 April – 8PM – 3rd Place Match – Team A vs Team B DY PATIL STADIUM – Mumbai

25 April – 8PM – Final Match IPL 2010 – Team 1 vs Team 2 DY PATIL STADIUM – Mumbai

IPL schedule for every match will be updated once the team qualify for Semi-Final & Final

information reference: http://iplschedule.in/
image reference: http://www.iplcricket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ipl-teams-2010.jpg

Posted in Sports at March 13th, 2010. 1 Comment.

Sixth Sense Technology – Suggest you don’t miss this

When this video started and I heard this guy speak, I was like, he speaks funny. But a few minutes through the video, I was belittled by the kind of things this guy had done in his life and made me wonder how much he had contributed not only to technology but to mankind on the whole. This is one person we are talking about who has literally altered the life of 6 billion people and all the future generations.

Pranav Mistry, is a PhD student in the Fluid Interfaces Group at MIT’s Media Lab. Before his studies at MIT, he worked with Microsoft as a UX researcher; he’s a graduate of IIT. Mistry is passionate about integrating the digital informational experience with our real-world interactions.

At TEDIndia, Pranav Mistry demos several tools that help the physical world interact with the world of data — including a deep look at his SixthSense device and a new, paradigm-shifting paper “laptop.” In an onstage Q&A, Mistry says he’ll open-source the software behind SixthSense, to open its possibilities to all. Watch the video

This technology has finally been commercially implemented by BMW. Watch the video

Truly mind blowing. Hats off to you Pranav. Feel proud to be an indian.

Cheers!!!

Posted in Business, Techno Buzz at February 18th, 2010. 3 Comments.

Truly Motivational – Must read speech by Indra Nooyi

I came across this speech by Indra Nooyi, president and CEO of PepsiCo (PEP), at the Columbia University Business School graduation ceremonies on May 15. Its funny how a piece of text or a few words from one human being can alter the entire perception of another human being. Words are indeed the most powerful weapon than any other. Every bit of this speech is worth cherishing.

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Good evening, everyone.

Dean Hubbard, distinguished faculty, honored graduates, relieved parents, family, and friends, it’s a distinct pleasure to be in New York City this evening to celebrate the biggest milestone to date in the lives of you, the young men and women before us: your graduation from Columbia University Business School.

It may surprise you, graduates, but as big a night as this is for you, it’s an even bigger night for your parents. They may look calm and collected as they sit in the audience, but deep inside they’re doing cartwheels, dancing the Macarena, and practically speaking in tongues, they’re so excited. This is what happens when parents anticipate that their bank accounts will soon rehydrate after being bone-dry for two years. So, for everyone here this evening, it’s a very special occasion. And I’m delighted to share it with you.

I am keenly aware that graduates traditionally refer to our time together this evening as the calm before the storm. Some graduates — perhaps those who minored in self-awareness — refer to the commencement address as “the snooze before the booze.” However you describe my comments this evening, please know that I understand. It wasn’t that long ago that I was in your place. And I remember the day well. I knew that I owed my parents — my financial benefactors — this opportunity to revel in our mutual accomplishment. Yet, as the guy at the podium droned on about values, goals, and how to make my dreams take flight, I remember desperately checking and rechecking my watch. I thought, “I deserve to party, and this codger’s cramping my style!”

In one of life’s true ironies, I am now that codger. Well…I’m the female equivalent. A codg-ette, I guess. And I now understand that values, goals, and how to make dreams take flight, really are important. So being a firm believer that hindsight is one of life’s greatest teachers, allow me to make belated amends.

To that distinguished, erudite, and absolutely brilliant man whom I silently dissed many years ago: mea culpa. Big, BIG mea culpa!

This evening, graduates, I want to share a few thoughts about a topic that should be near and dear to your hearts: the world of global business. But, I’m going to present this topic in a way that you probably haven’t considered before. I’m going to take a look at how the United States is often perceived in global business, what causes this perception, and what we can do about it. To help me, I’m going to make use of a model.

To begin, I’d like you to consider your hand. That’s right: your hand.

Other than the fact that mine desperately needs a manicure, it’s a pretty typical hand. But, what I want you to notice, in particular, is that the five fingers are not the same. One is short and thick, one tiny, and the other three are different as well. And yet, as in perhaps no other part of our bodies, the fingers work in harmony without us even thinking about them individually. Whether we attempt to grasp a dime on a slick, marble surface, a child’s arm as we cross the street, or a financial report, we don’t consciously say, “OK, move these fingers here, raise this one, turn this one under, now clamp together. Got it!” We just think about what we want to do and it happens. Our fingers — as different as they are — coexist to create a critically important whole.

This unique way of looking at my hand was just one result of hot summer evenings in my childhood home in Madras, India. My mother, sister, and I would sit at our kitchen table and — for lack of a better phrase — think big thoughts. One of those thoughts was this difference in our fingers and how, despite their differences, they worked together to create a wonderful tool.

As I grew up and started to study geography, I remember being told that the five fingers can be thought of as the five major continents: Europe, Asia, Africa, and North and South America. Now, let me issue a profound apology to both Australia and Antarctica. I bear neither of these continents any ill will. It’s just that we humans have only five fingers on each hand, so my analogy doesn’t work with seven continents.

Clearly, the point of my story is more important than geographical accuracy!

First, let’s consider our little finger. Think of this finger as Africa. Africa is the little finger not because of Africa’s size, but because of its place on the world’s stage. From an economic standpoint, Africa has yet to catch up with her sister continents. And yet, when our little finger hurts, it affects the whole hand.

Our thumb is Asia: strong, powerful, and ready to assert herself as a major player on the world’s economic stage.

Our index, or pointer finger, is Europe. Europe is the cradle of democracy and pointed the way for western civilization and the laws we use in conducting global business.

The ring finger is South America, including Latin America. Is this appropriate, or what? The ring finger symbolizes love and commitment to another person. Both Latin and South America are hot, passionate, and filled with the sensuous beats of the mambo, samba, and tango: three dances that — if done right — can almost guarantee you and your partner will be buying furniture together.

This analogy of the five fingers as the five major continents leaves the long, middle finger for North America, and, in particular, the United States. As the longest of the fingers, it really stands out. The middle finger anchors every function that the hand performs and is the key to all of the fingers working together efficiently and effectively. This is a really good thing, and has given the U.S. a leg up in global business since the end of World War I.

However, if used inappropriately — just like the U.S. itself — the middle finger can convey a negative message and get us in trouble. You know what I’m talking about. In fact, I suspect you’re hoping that I’ll demonstrate what I mean. And trust me, I’m not looking for volunteers to model.

Discretion being the better part of valor…I think I’ll pass.

What is most crucial to my analogy of the five fingers as the five major continents, is that each of us in the U.S. — the long middle finger — must be careful that when we extend our arm in either a business or political sense, we take pains to assure we are giving a hand…not the finger. Sometimes this is very difficult. Because the U.S. — the middle finger — sticks out so much, we can send the wrong message unintentionally.

Unfortunately, I think this is how the rest of the world looks at the U.S. right now. Not as part of the hand — giving strength and purpose to the rest of the fingers — but, instead, scratching our nose and sending a far different signal.

I’d challenge each of you to think about how critically important it is for every finger on your hand to rise and bend together. You cannot simply “allow” the other four fingers to rise only when you want them to. If you’ve ever even tried to do that, you know how clumsy and uncoordinated it is.

My point here is that it’s not enough just to understand that the other fingers coexist. We’ve got to consciously and actively ensure that every one of them stands tall together, or that they bend together when needed.

Today, as each of you ends one chapter in your young lives and begins another, I want you to consider how you will conduct your business careers so that the other continents see you extending a hand…not the finger. Graduates, it’s not that hard. You can change and shape the attitudes and opinions of the other fingers — the other continents and their peoples — by simply ascribing positive intent to all your international business transactions. If you fail, or if you are careless, here’s a perfect example of what can happen:

A U.S. businesswoman was recently in Beijing, China, on an international training assignment for a luxury hotel chain. The chain was rebranding an older Beijing hotel. As such, the toilets in the hotel had yet to be upgraded. There were no porcelain commodes, just holes in the floor. Until recently, this was the standard procedure in China.

Now, 8,000 miles removed from the scene, you and I — and most Americans — can shake our heads and giggle at the physical contortions and delicate motor skills necessary to make the best of this situation. We’re simply not used to it. But to loudly and insultingly verbalize these feelings onsite, in front of the employees and guests of the host country, is bush league. And yet, that’s exactly what this woman observed.

In the hotel’s bar, the woman overheard a group of five American businessmen loudly making fun of the hotel’s lavatory facilities. As the drinks flowed, the crass and vulgar comments grew louder, and actually took on an angry, jingoistic tone. While these Americans couldn’t speak a word of Chinese, their Chinese hosts spoke English very well, and understood every word the men were saying.

And we wonder why the world views many Americans as boorish and culturally insensitive. This incident should make it abundantly clear. These men were not giving China a hand. They were giving China the finger. This finger was red, white, and blue, and had “the United States” stamped all over it.

Graduates, it pains me greatly that this view of America persists. Although I’m a daughter of India, I’m an American businesswoman. My family and I are citizens of this great country.

This land we call home is a most loving and ever-giving nation — a Promised Land that we love dearly in return. And it represents a true force that, if used for good, can steady the hand — along with global economies and cultures.

Yet to see us frequently stub our fingers on the international business and political stage is deeply troubling. Truth be told, the behaviors of a few sully the perception for all of us. And we know how often perception is mistaken for reality.

We can do better. We should do better. With your help, with your empathy, with your positive intent as representatives of the U.S. in global business, we will do better. Now, as never before, it’s important that we give the world a hand…not the finger.

In conclusion, graduates, I want to return to my introductory comments this evening. I observed that as big a night as this is for you, it’s an even bigger night for your parents. I ascribed their happiness to looking forward to a few more “George Washingtons” in their bank accounts. While this is certainly true, there is another reason.

Each of your parents believes that their hard work has paid off. Finally! They believe that maybe — just maybe — they have raised and nurtured the next Jack Welch, Meg Whitman, or Patricia Russo.

Don’t disappoint them. Don’t disappoint your companies. And don’t disappoint yourselves.

As you begin your business careers, and as you travel throughout the world to assure America’s continued global economic leadership, remember your hand. And remember to do your part to influence perception.

Remember that the middle finger — the United States — always stands out. If you’re smart, if you exhibit emotional intelligence as well as academic intelligence, if you ascribe positive intent to all your actions on the international business stage, this can be a great advantage. But if you aren’t careful — if you stomp around in a tone-deaf fog like the ignoramus in Beijing — it will also get you in trouble. And when it does, you will have only yourself to blame.

Graduates, as you aggressively compete on the international business stage, understand that the five major continents and their peoples — the five fingers of your hand — each have their own strengths and their own contributions to make. Just as each of your fingers must coexist to create a critically important tool, each of the five major continents must also coexist to create a world in balance. You, as an American businessperson, will either contribute to or take away from, this balance.

So remember, when you extend your arm to colleagues and peoples from other countries, make sure that you’re giving a hand, not the finger. You will help your country, your company, and yourself, more than you will ever know.

Thank you very much.

Cheers!!!

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